I am a hopeless romantic who is constantly searching for HER PRINCE. As a result of spending a great deal of time surfing the Internet the Princes that I meet are ALL online... this Prince is one that I actually do not need to use the GOOGLE TRANSLATOR tio hae a discussion with him except for a few stay words that occasionally enter our conversations in the Instant Messenger without warning...but so get explained to me in a timely manner... however I stray from the point ...I have written a poem…
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Added by Cindy Wilkens on September 20, 2009 at 8:42am —
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Back in the year 1964 in New York at the time of the New York World's Fair Ireng Maulana and myself used to sing songs together. We lived next door to each other in a place called Lefrak City and he used to hear me singing, and we discovered that we both liked the music of Peter, Paul and Mary and also the music in the show West Side Story which was a Broadway hit at the time. This music was originally recorded on a reel to reel tape and I had it put onto a CD a few years ago.…
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Added by Cindy Wilkens on August 20, 2009 at 2:30pm —
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The Best Surgeon In California
Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later…
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Added by jeanmaguire on June 13, 2009 at 12:34pm —
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Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.
Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.
I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.
My husband seem…
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Added by jeanmaguire on June 13, 2009 at 12:32pm —
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GMA (Gloria Macapagal Arroyo - the president of the Philippines) and her driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. GMA told her driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.
About 1 hour later GMA sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"What happened to you?", asked GMA.
"Well, the Farmer gave me…
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Added by jeanmaguire on June 13, 2009 at 12:28pm —
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the
enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that", asked the lady.
The bewild…
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Added by jeanmaguire on June 13, 2009 at 12:27pm —
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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, were living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married.
They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds"
Jac…
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Added by jeanmaguire on June 13, 2009 at 12:22pm —
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h a beautiful Language . . .
English Signs from Around the World
In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
Cocktail lounge , Norway :
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctors office, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Dry cleaners, Bangkok :
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
On the main road to Mombassa,…
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Added by jeanmaguire on June 13, 2009 at 12:21pm —
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Weed Killer
A safer substitute for Round-up
Here is a great weed killer you can make for less than $4. Dissolve 2 cups table salt in 5 litres white vinegar (generic is ideal). Add 8 drops of liquid dishwashing detergent (this helps plant material absorb the liquid). Label and keep out of reach of children. Use this solution in an ordinary spray bottle. This non-toxic formulation acts quickly and is very effective, so don't spray near roots of trees, shrubs, or plants you'd like to keep. This is…
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Added by jeanmaguire on June 13, 2009 at 12:20pm —
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An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.
The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.
So, the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face.
He tried to stand one more time; same result.
He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air
and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again.
So he decided to crawl the four blocks home.
Again, he fell flat on his face.
He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.
When…
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Added by jeanmaguire on June 10, 2009 at 9:53pm —
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Another valuable piece of wisdom from some “kids”!!!
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with. - Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET M…
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Added by jeanmaguire on June 10, 2009 at 9:33pm —
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Tasmanian couple walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out.
Husband says 'Oh for f**k's sake stop crying, you're still my sister'
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My ex-wife asked what reincarnation is. I explained, when you die you come back as something else.
She said she wanted to come back as a pig.
I said, 'You're not fucking listening'
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Was depressed last night, rang lifeline. Got a call centre in Afghanistan, to…
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Added by jeanmaguire on June 10, 2009 at 9:32pm —
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That's How The Fight Started....
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a Cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.
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My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?"
I replied "Dust"
And that's how the fight started.
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A w…
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Added by jeanmaguire on June 10, 2009 at 9:31pm —
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The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens so much that he kept them in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church..
During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?
All the men stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'
All the women stoo…
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Added by jeanmaguire on June 10, 2009 at 9:30pm —
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CLICK TO LISTEN TO MUSIC OF MARWAN KHOURY WHILE READING
This is an abbreviated version of a post that can be seen on My Windows Live Spaces Blog. If you would like to see a more detailed version of this please go to
MY SPACES @…
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Added by Cindy Wilkens on June 7, 2009 at 10:30pm —
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> > As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls upalongside.She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door the trucker lowers the window, and she says, 'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load.'The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stopsfor another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. Andas if t…
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Added by jeanmaguire on May 23, 2009 at 9:55pm —
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A priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission
In the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he
realizes That the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
The points to a tree and says to the chief, 'This is a tree.' The chief looks at the tree and grunts, 'Tree.'
The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he Points to a rock and say, 'This is a rock.' Heari…
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Added by jeanmaguire on May 23, 2009 at 9:53pm —
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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd lik…
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Added by jeanmaguire on May 23, 2009 at 9:52pm —
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MY UK PRINCE
The Best Surgeon in California
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