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The Best Surgeon In California

Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.





One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."





The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later… Continue

Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.

Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.

My husband seem… Continue

GMA (Gloria Macapagal Arroyo - the president of the Philippines) and her driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. GMA told her driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.

About 1 hour later GMA sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.

"What happened to you?", asked GMA.

"Well, the Farmer gave me… Continue

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the
enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that", asked the lady.

The bewild… Continue

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, were living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married.

They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds"

Jac… Continue